What began as one of the greatest British movies of all time is about to become, of all things, a rollercoaster. Alton Towers has just unveiled a new Wicker Man attractionfeaturing an eponymous 58ft effigy that bursts into flame as you plunge in and out of it at high speed. The Wicker Man — in Bikini roller coaster ride Edward Woodward visits a remote island to track down a missing child — is a film that lives and dies on its ability to build a slow sense of mounting dread.
For the last nine years, Thorpe Park has been running a ride based on the Saw franchise; a series which, in part, delighted in drowning people in vats of liquidised pig intestine. The Saw films are all immediate and visceral.
They are a dare, a game of chicken. They are probably the closest that films can get to rollercoasters.
All of which puts it on the exact opposite end of the horror spectrum to The Wicker Man. I might be getting this wrong, of course. I might have misread the press release and not realised that The Wicker Man ride is actually based on the Neil LaBute filmwhere Nicolas Cage punches a woman in a bear suit and then gets murdered by bees.
It deserves to become an attraction where a stranger puts a metal dustbin over your head and beats you unconscious with a cricket bat. Whichever way you slice it, The Wicker Man is simply not rollercoaster material.
Unless all of this is a ruse. Think about it, you spend hours and hours laid bare before the elements in a weird and forced situation, often surrounded by evangelical people you neither like nor trust as your back starts to ache and your guts start to churn, to the point that you end up questioning your desire to even join it in Bikini roller coaster ride first place.
Perhaps the most faithful thing that Alton Towers could do to The Wicker Man ride is just make it a tedious, endless queue to nowhere that ends with a video of one of your pets burning to death.
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